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James Wolcott recently penned one of the many columns out there today about how reality TV has killed pop culture. Don't ask me how Wolcott defines what pop culture should be, but do tell me about the vapidness of people who are unlike me.

Which brings me to the new MTV show called...

JERSEY SHORE

YES



These magazine writers can pretend there's no place for the voyeur nation, but I posit that there's no place for magazine writers who claim that, "Reality TV wages class warfare and promotes proletarian exploitation."

Okay. I think the federal bailouts is class warfare in action, but I guess Speidi is, too.

I mean we should be thanking New Jersey. They are a donor state; they give much more in federal tax dollars than they receive. But we should really be thanking them for things like the Guido Beach.



Oh you thought I forgot about Tommy, right? I could never forget about the King of Seaside.



You're right, Tommy. James Wolcott doesn't appreciaaattttttteeee me.